MAKE THEM
FEEL IT.
When a bot beats you, it should rub it in. Funny, never nasty: no words, no text, just a body, a pose, a prop and a sound. Below: what the bots will do with the gloats we already have, the twelve we have today ranked by how much they sting, and five new ones for you to pick from. Nothing new is built until you pick.
WHAT THE BOTS DO NOW
Already being built with today’s gloats (no new art, no change to the GLOAT button, skip, slow-mo or the film). Offline and as the host only, like bots today.
TODAY: THE TWELVE, BY EGO HURT
Every gloat the game has now (one per taunt, from page 48), live, ranked by how much it stings. The bar is the weight a bot gives it when it beats you. These still have their comic words, as they do in the game; the five new ones below have none.
THE ONE YOU KEPT: THE REPLAY
Your verdict (5 Nov): none of the five except THE REPLAY, and that one should be more dramatic, with proper acting and ink magic. NOT A SCRATCH, CHALK OUTLINE, TOO SLOW and HEAD CRUSHER are dropped. THE REPLAY’s short ink variants (your 5 Nov notes: just an emote, simple and short) are on page 95: pick there.